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Hosmer Angel." Mr. Windibank gave a violent start and dropped his gloves. "I am delighted to hear it," he
said. "It is a curious thing," remarked Holmes, "that a typewriter has really quite as much individuality as a
man's handwriting. Unless they are quite new, no two of them write exactly alike. Some letters get more
worn than others, and some wear only on one side. Now, you remark in this note of yours, Mr. Windibank,
that in every case there is some little slurring over of the 'e,' and a slight defect in the tail of the 'r.' There
are fourteen other characteristics, but those are the more obvious." "We do all our correspondence with
this machine at the office, and no doubt it is a little worn," our visitor answered, glancing keenly at Holmes
with his bright little eyes. "And now I will show you what is really a very interesting study, Mr. Windibank,"
Holmes continued. "I think of writing another little monograph some of these days on the typewriter and
its relation to crime. It is a subject to which I have devoted some little attention. I have here four letters
which purport to come from the missing man. They are all typewritten. In each case, not only are the 'e's'
slurred and the 'r's' tailless, but you will observe, if you care to use my magnifying lens, that the fourteen
other characteristics to which I have alluded are there as well."
Mr. Windibank sprang out of his chair and picked up his hat. "I cannot waste time over this sort of fantastic
talk, Mr. Holmes," he said. "If you can catch the man, catch him, and let me know when you have done it."
"Certainly," said Holmes, stepping over and turning the key in the door. "I let you know, then, that I have
caught him!" "What! where?" shouted Mr. Windibank, turning white to his lips and glancing about him like
a rat in a trap. "Oh, it won't do--really it won't," said Holmes suavely. "There is no possible getting out of it,
Mr. Windibank. It is quite too transparent, and it was a very bad compliment when you said that it was
impossible for me to solve so simple a question. That's right! Sit down and let us talk it over." Our visitor
collapsed into a chair, with a ghastly face and a glitter of moisture on his brow. "It--it's not actionable," he
stammered. "I am very much afraid that it is not. But between ourselves, Windibank, it was as cruel and
selfish and heartless a trick in a petty way as ever came before me. Now, let me just run over the course of
events, and you will contradict me if I go wrong." The man sat huddled up in his chair, with his head sunk
upon his breast, like one who is utterly crushed. Holmes stuck his feet up on the corner of the mantelpiece
and, leaning back with his hands in his pockets, began talking, rather to himself, as it seemed, than to us.
"The man married a woman very much older than himself for her money," said he, "and he enjoyed the
use of the money of the daughter as long as she lived with them. It was a considerable sum, for people in
their position, and the loss of it would have made a serious difference. It was worth an effort to preserve
it. The daughter was of a good, amiable disposition, but affectionate and warm-hearted in her ways, so
that it was evident that with her fair personal advantages, and her little income, she would not be allowed
to remain single long. Now her marriage would mean, of course, the loss of a hundred a year, so what
does her stepfather do to prevent it? He takes the obvious course of keeping her at home and forbidding
her to seek the company of people of her own age. But soon he found that that would not answer forever.
She became restive, insisted upon her rights, and finally announced her positive intention of going to a
certain ball. What does her clever stepfather do then? He conceives an idea more creditable to his head
than to his heart. With the connivance and assistance of his wife he disguised himself, covered those keen
eyes with tinted glasses, masked the face with a moustache and a pair of bushy whiskers, sunk that clear
voice into an insinuating whisper, and doubly secure on account of the girl's short sight, he appears as Mr
Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle