Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle
Scandal in Bohemia Page 10
"You did it very nicely, Doctor," he remarked. "Nothing could have been better. It is all right." "You have
the photograph?" "I know where it is." "And how did you find out?" "She showed me, as I told you she
would." "I am still in the dark." "I do not wish to make a mystery," said he, laughing. "The matter was
perfectly simple. You, of course, saw that everyone in the street was an accomplice. They were all
engaged for the evening." "I guessed as much." "Then, when the row broke out, I had a little moist red
paint in the palm of my hand. I rushed forward, fell down, clapped my hand to my face, and became a
piteous spectacle. It is an old trick." "That also I could fathom." "Then they carried me in. She was bound
to have me in. What else could she do? And into her sitting-room, which was the very room which I
suspected. It lay between that and her bedroom, and I was determined to see which. They laid me on a
couch, I motioned for air, they were compelled to open the window, and you had your chance." "How
did that help you?"
"It was all-important. When a woman thinks that her house is on fire, her instinct is at once to rush to
the thing which she values most. It is a perfectly overpowering impulse, and I have more than once
taken advantage of it. In the case of the Darlington substitution scandal it was of use to me, and also in
the Arnsworth Castle business. A married woman grabs at her baby; an unmarried one reaches for her
jewel-box. Now it was clear to me that our lady of to-day had nothing in the house more precious to her
than what we are in quest of. She would rush to secure it. The alarm of fire was admirably done. The
smoke and shouting were enough to shake nerves of steel. She responded beautifully. The photograph
is in a recess behind a sliding panel just above the right bell-pull. She was there in an instant, and I
caught a glimpse of it as she half-drew it out. When I cried out that it was a false alarm, she replaced it,
glanced at the rocket, rushed from the room, and I have not seen her since. I rose, and, making my
excuses, escaped from the house. I hesitated whether to attempt to secure the photograph at once; but
the coachman had come in, and as he was watching me narrowly it seemed safer to wait. A little over-
precipitance may ruin all." "And now?" I asked. "Our quest is practically finished. I shall call with the King
to-morrow, and with you, if you care to come with us. We will be shown into the sitting-room to wait for
the lady, but it is probable that when she comes she may find neither us nor the photograph. It might
be a satisfaction to his Majesty to regain it with his own hands." "And when will you call?"
"At eight in the morning. She will not be up, so that we shall have a clear field. Besides, we must be
prompt, for this marriage may mean a complete change in her life and habits. I must wire to the King
without delay." We had reached Baker Street and had stopped at the door. He was searching his
pockets for the key when someone passing said: "Good-night, Mister Sherlock Holmes." There were
several people on the pavement at the time, but the greeting appeared to come from a slim youth in an
ulster who had hurried by. "I've heard that voice before," said Holmes, staring down the dimly lit street.
"Now, I wonder who the deuce that could have been." III. I slept at Baker Street that night, and we were
engaged upon our toast and coffee in the morning when the King of Bohemia rushed into the room.
"You have really got it!" he cried, grasping Sherlock Holmes by either shoulder and looking eagerly into
his face. "Not yet." "But you have hopes?" "I have hopes." "Then, come. I am all impatience to be gone."
"We must have a cab." "No, my brougham is waiting." "Then that will simplify matters." We descended
and started off once more for Briony Lodge. "Irene Adler is married," remarked Holmes. "Married!
When?" "Yesterday." "But to whom?" "To an English lawyer named Norton." "But she could not love
him." "I am in hopes that she does." "And why in hopes?" "Because it would spare your Majesty all fear
of future annoyance.