Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle
Scandal in Bohemia Page 4
If not, I should much prefer to communicate with you alone." I rose to go, but Holmes caught me by the
wrist and pushed me back into my chair. "It is both, or none," said he. "You may say before this
gentleman anything which you may say to me." The Count shrugged his broad shoulders. "Then I must
begin," said he, "by binding you both to absolute secrecy for two years; at the end of that time the
matter will be of no importance. At present it is not too much to say that it is of such weight it may have
an influence upon European history." "I promise," said Holmes. "And I." "You will excuse this mask,"
continued our strange visitor. "The august person who employs me wishes his agent to be unknown to
you, and I may confess at once that the title by which I have just called myself is not exactly my own." "I
was aware of it," said Holmes dryly. "The circumstances are of great delicacy, and every precaution has
to be taken to quench what might grow to be an immense scandal and seriously compromise one of the
reigning families of Europe. To speak plainly, the matter implicates the great House of Ormstein,
hereditary kings of Bohemia." "I was also aware of that," murmured Holmes, settling himself down in his
armchair and closing his eyes.
Our visitor glanced with some apparent surprise at the languid, lounging figure of the man who had
been no doubt depicted to him as the most incisive reasoner and most energetic agent in Europe.
Holmes slowly reopened his eyes and looked impatiently at his gigantic client. "If your Majesty would
condescend to state your case," he remarked, "I should be better able to advise you." The man sprang
from his chair and paced up and down the room in uncontrollable agitation. Then, with a gesture of
desperation, he tore the mask from his face and hurled it upon the ground. "You are right," he cried; "I
am the King. Why should I attempt to conceal it?" "Why, indeed?" murmured Holmes. "Your Majesty had
not spoken before I was aware that I was addressing Wilhelm Gottsreich Sigismond von Ormstein, Grand
Duke of Cassel-Felstein, and hereditary King of Bohemia." "But you can understand," said our strange
visitor, sitting down once more and passing his hand over his high white forehead, "you can understand
that I am not accustomed to doing such business in my own person. Yet the matter was so delicate that I
could not confide it to an agent without putting myself in his power. Ihave come incognito from Prague
for the purpose of consulting you." "Then, pray consult," said Holmes, shutting his eyes once more. "The
facts are briefly these: Some five years ago, during a lengthy visit to Warsaw, I made the acquaintance of
the well-known adventuress, Irene Adler. The name is no doubt familiar to you." "Kindly look her up in
my index, Doctor," murmured Holmes without opening his eyes. For many years he had adopted a
system of docketing all paragraphs concerning men and things, so that it was difficult to name a subject
or a person on which he could not at once furnish information. In this case I found her biography
sandwiched in between that of a Hebrew rabbi and that of a staff-commander who had written a
monograph upon the deep-sea fishes.
"Let me see!" said Holmes. "Hum! Born in New Jersey in the year 1858. Contralto--hum! La Scala, hum!
Prima donna Imperial Opera of Warsaw--yes! Retired from operatic stage--ha! Living in London--quite so!
Your Majesty, as I understand, became entangled with this young person, wrote her some compromising
letters, and is now desirous of getting those letters back." "Precisely so. But how--" "Was there a secret
marriage?" "None." "No legal papers or certificates?" "None." "Then I fail to follow your Majesty. If this
young person should produce her letters for blackmailing or other purposes, how is she to prove their
authenticity?" "There is the writing." "Pooh, pooh! Forgery." "My private note-paper." "Stolen." "My own
seal." "Imitated." "My photograph." "Bought." "We were both in the photograph." "Oh, dear! That is very
bad! Your Majesty has indeed committed an indiscretion." "I was mad--insane." "You have compromised
yourself seriously." "I was only Crown Prince then.