The Blue Car Buncle Page 7
Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle
"Let you have five hundred to-morrow morning." "That's no good." "Well, there are some on the stall with
the gas-flare." "Ah, but I was recommended to you." "Who by?" "The landlord of the Alpha." "Oh, yes; I sent
him a couple of dozen." "Fine birds they were, too. Now where did you get them from?" To my surprise the
question provoked a burst of anger from the salesman. "Now, then, mister," said he, with his head cocked
and his arms akimbo, "what are you driving at? Let's have it straight, now." "It is straight enough. I should
like to know who sold you the geese which you supplied to the Alpha." "Well then, I shan't tell you. So
now!" "Oh, it is a matter of no importance; but I don't know why you should be so warm over such a trifle."
"Warm! You'd be as warm, maybe, if you were as pestered as I am. When I pay good money for a good
article there should be an end of the business; but it's 'Where are the geese?' and 'Who did you sell the
geese to?' and 'What will you take for the geese?' One would think they were the only geese in the world,
to hear the fuss that is made over them." "Well, I have no connection with any other people who have
been making inquiries," said Holmes carelessly. "If you won't tell us the bet is off, that is all. But I'm always
ready to back my opinion on a matter of fowls, and I have a fiver on it that the bird I ate is country bred."
"Well, then, you've lost your fiver, for it's town bred," snapped the salesman. "It's nothing of the kind." "I
say it is." "I don't believe it." "D'you think you know more about fowls than I, who have handled them ever
since I was a nipper? I tell you, all those birds that went to the Alpha were town bred." "You'll never
persuade me to believe that." "Will you bet, then?" "It's merely taking your money, for I know that I am
right. But I'll have a sovereign on with you, just to teach you not to be obstinate." The salesman chuckled
grimly. "Bring me the books, Bill," said he. The small boy brought round a small thin volume and a great
greasy-backed one, laying them out together beneath the hanging lamp. "Now then, Mr. Cocksure," said
the salesman, "I thought that I was out of geese, but before I finish you'll find that there is still one left in
my shop. You see this little book?" "Well?"
"That's the list of the folk from whom I buy. D'you see? Well, then, here on this page are the country folk,
and the numbers after their names are where their accounts are in the big ledger. Now, then! You see this
other page in red ink? Well, that is a list of my town suppliers. Now, look at that third name. Just read it out
to me." "Mrs. Oakshott, 117, Brixton Road--249," read Holmes. "Quite so. Now turn that up in the ledger."
Holmes turned to the page indicated. "Here you are, 'Mrs. Oakshott, 117, Brixton Road, egg and poultry
supplier.'" "Now, then, what's the last entry?" "'December 22nd. Twenty-four geese at 7s. 6d.'" "Quite so.
There you are. And underneath?" "'Sold to Mr. Windigate of the Alpha, at 12s.'" "What have you to say
now?" Sherlock Holmes looked deeply chagrined. He drew a sovereign from his pocket and threw it down
upon the slab, turning away with the air of a man whose disgust is too deep for words. A few yards off he
stopped under a lamp-post and laughed in the hearty, noiseless fashion which was peculiar to him. "When
you see a man with whiskers of that cut and the 'Pink 'un' protruding out of his pocket, you can always
draw him by a bet," said he. "I daresay that if I had put 100 pounds down in front of him, that man would
not have given me such complete information as was drawn from him by the idea that he was doing me
on a wager. Well, Watson, we are, I fancy, nearing the end of our quest, and the only point which remains
to be determined is whether we should go on to this Mrs. Oakshott to-night, or whether we should
reserve it for to-morrow. It is clear from what that surly fellow said that there are others