Ped Headed League Part 3
Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle
"His name is Vincent Spaulding, and he's not such a youth, either. It's hard to say his age. I should not
wish a smarter assistant, Mr. Holmes; and I know very well that he could better himself and earn twice
what I am able to give him. But, after all, if he is satisfied, why should I put ideas in his head?" "Why,
indeed? You seem most fortunate in having an employ who comes under the full market price. It is not a
common experience among employers in this age. I don't know that your assistant is not as remarkable
as your advertisement." "Oh, he has his faults, too," said Mr. Wilson. "Never was such a fellow for
photography. Snapping away with a camera when he ought to be improving his mind, and then diving
down into the cellar like a rabbit into its hole to develop his pictures. That is his main fault, but on the
whole he's a good worker. There's no vice in him."
"He is still with you, I presume?" "Yes, sir. He and a girl of fourteen, who does a bit of simple cooking and
keeps the place clean--that's all I have in the house, for I am a widower and never had any family. We live
very quietly, sir, the three of us; and we keep a roof over our headsand pay our debts, if we do nothing
more. "The first thing that put us out was that advertisement. Spaulding, he came down into the office
just this day eight weeks, with this very paper in his hand, and he says: "'I wish to the Lord, Mr. Wilson,
that I was a red-headed man.' "'Why that?' I asks. "'Why,' says he, 'here's another vacancy on the League
of the Red-headed Men. It's worth quite a little fortune to any man who gets it, and I understand that
there are more vacancies than there are men, so that the trustees are at their wits' end what to do with
the money. If my hair would only change colour, here's a nice little crib all ready for me to step into.'
"'Why, what is it, then?' I asked. You see, Mr. Holmes, I am a very stay-at-home man, and as my business
came to me instead of my having to go to it, I was often weeks on end without putting my foot over the
door-mat. In that way I didn't know much of what was going on outside, and I was always glad of a bit of
news.
"'Have you never heard of the League of the Red-headed Men?' he asked with his eyes open. "'Never.'
"'Why, I wonder at that, for you are eligible yourself for one of the vacancies.' "'And what are they worth?'
I asked. "'Oh, merely a couple of hundred a year, but the work is slight, and it need not interfere very
much with one's other occupations.' "Well, you can easily think that that made me prick up my ears, for
the business has not been over-good for some years, and an extra couple of hundred would have been
very handy. "'Tell me all about it,' said I. "'Well,' said he, showing me the advertisement, 'you can see for
yourself that the League has a vacancy, and there is the address where you should apply for particulars.
As far as I can make out, the League was founded by an American millionaire, Ezekiah Hopkins, who was
very peculiar in his ways. He was himself red-headed, and he had a great sympathy for all red-headed
men; so when he died it was found that he had left his enormous fortune in the hands of trustees, with
instructions to apply the interest to the providing of easy berths to men whose hair is of that colour.
From all I hear it is splendid pay and very little to do.' "'But,' said I, 'there would be millions of red-headed
men who would apply.' "'Not so many as you might think,' he answered. 'You see it is really confined to
Londoners, and to grown men. This American had started from London when he was young, and he
wanted to do the old town a good turn. Then, again, I have heard it is no use your applying if your hair is
light red, or dark red, or anything but real bright, blazing, fiery red. Now, if you cared to apply, Mr. Wilson,
you would just walk in; but perhaps it would hardly be worth your while to put yourself out of the way for
the sake of a few hundred pounds.' "Now, it is a fact, gentlemen, as you may see for yourselves, that my
hair is of a very full and rich tint, so that it seemed to me that if there was to be any competition in the
matter I stood as good a chance as any man that I had ever met.