Ped Headed League Part 5
Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle
When shall you be able to enter upon your new duties?' "'Well, it is a little awkward, for I have a business
already,' said I. "'Oh, never mind about that, Mr. Wilson!' said Vincent Spaulding. 'I should be able to look
after that for you.' "'What would be the hours?' I asked. "'Ten to two.' "Now a pawnbroker's business is
mostly done of an evening, Mr. Holmes, especially Thursday and Friday evening, which is just before pay-
day; so it would suit me very well to earn a little in the mornings. Besides, I knew that my assistant was a
good man, and that he would see to anything that turned up. "'That would suit me very well,' said I. 'And
the pay?' "'Is 4 pounds a week.' "'And the work?' "'Is purely nominal.' "'What do you call purely nominal?'
"'Well, you have to be in the office, or at least in the building, the whole time. If you leave, you forfeit your
whole position forever. The will is very clear upon that point. You don't comply with the conditions if you
budge from the office during that time.' "'It's only four hours a day, and I should not think of leaving,' said I.
"'No excuse will avail,' said Mr. Duncan Ross; 'neither sickness nor business nor anything else. There you
must stay, or you lose your billet.' "'And the work?' "'Is to copy out the "Encyclopaedia Britannica." There is
the first volume of it in that press. You must find your own ink, pens, and blotting-paper, but we provide
this table and chair. Will you be ready to-morrow?' "'Certainly,' I answered. "'Then, good-bye, Mr. Jabez
Wilson, and let me congratulate you once more on the important position which you have been fortunate
enough to gain.' He bowed me out of the room and I went home with my assistant, hardly knowing what to
say or do, I was so pleased at my own good fortune. "Well, I thought over the matter all day, and by
evening I was in low spirits again; for I had quite persuaded myself that the whole affair must be some
great hoax or fraud, though what its object might be I could not imagine. It seemed altogether past belief
that anyone could make such a will, or that they would pay such a sum for doing anything so simple as
copying out the 'Encyclopaedia Britannica.' Vincent Spaulding did what he could to cheer me up, but by
bedtime I had reasoned myself out of the whole thing. However, in the morning I determined to have a
look at it anyhow, so I bought a penny bottle of ink, and with a quill-pen, and seven sheets of foolscap
paper, I started off for Pope's Court.
"Well, to my surprise and delight, everything was as right as possible. The table was set out ready for me,
and Mr. Duncan Ross was there to see that I got fairly to work. He started me off upon the letter A, and
then he left me; but he would drop in from time to time to see that all was right with me. At two o'clock he
bade me good-day, complimented me upon the amount that I had written, and locked the door of the
office after me. "This went on day after day, Mr. Holmes, and on Saturday the manager came in and
planked down four golden sovereigns for my week's work. It was the same next week, and the same the
week after. Every morning I was there at ten, and every afternoon I left at two. By degrees Mr. Duncan
Ross took to coming in only once of a morning, and then, after a time, he did not come in at all. Still, of
course, I never dared to leave the room for an instant, for I was not sure when he might come, and the
billet was such a good one, and suited me so well, that I would not risk the loss of it. "Eight weeks passed
away like this, and I had written about Abbots and Archery and Armour and Architecture and Attica, and
hoped with diligence that I might get on to the B's before very long. It cost me something in foolscap, and I
had pretty nearly filled a shelf with my writings. And then suddenly the whole business came to an end."
"To an end?" "Yes, sir. And no later than this morning. I went to my work as usual at ten o'clock, but the
door was shut and locked, with a little square of cardboard hammered on to the middle of the panel with a
tack.