Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle
Man with the twisted lip Page 11
"Let me introduce you," he shouted, "to Mr. Neville St. Clair, of Lee, in the county of Kent." Never in my
life have I seen such a sight. The man's face peeled off under the sponge like the bark from a tree. Gone
was the coarse brown tint! Gone, too, was the horrid scar which had seamed it across, and the twisted lip
which had given the repulsive sneer to the face! A twitch brought away the tangled red hair, and there,
sitting up in his bed, was a pale, sad-faced, refined-looking man, black-haired and smooth-skinned,
rubbing his eyes and staring about him with sleepy bewilderment. Then suddenly realising the exposure,
he broke into a scream and threw himself down with his face to the pillow. "Great heavens!" cried the
inspector, "it is, indeed, the missing man. I know him from the photograph." The prisoner turned with the
reckless air of a man who abandons himself to his destiny. "Be it so," said he. "And pray what am I
charged with?" "With making away with Mr. Neville St.-- Oh, come, you can't be charged with that unless
they make a case of attempted suicide of it," said the inspector with a grin. "Well, I have been twenty-
seven years in the force, but this really takes the cake." "If I am Mr. Neville St. Clair, then it is obvious that
no crime has been committed, and that, therefore, I am illegally detained."
"No crime, but a very great error has been committed," said Holmes. "You would have done better to
have trusted you wife." "It was not the wife; it was the children," groaned the prisoner. "God help me, I
would not have them ashamed of their father. My God! What an exposure! What can I do?" Sherlock
Holmes sat down beside him on the couch and patted him kindly on the shoulder. "If you leave it to a
court of law to clear the matter up," said he, "of course you can hardly avoid publicity. On the other hand,
if you convince the police authorities that there is no possible case against you, I do not know that there
is any reason that the details should find their way into the papers. Inspector Bradstreet would, I am
sure, make notes upon anything which you might tell us and submit it to the proper authorities. The case
would then never go into court at all." "God bless you!" cried the prisoner passionately. "I would have
endured imprisonment, ay, even execution, rather than have left my miserable secret as a family blot to
my children.
"You are the first who have ever heard my story. My father was a schoolmaster in Chesterfield, where I
received an excellent education. I travelled in my youth, took to the stage, and finally became a reporter
on an evening paper in London. One day my editor wished to have a series of articles upon begging in
the metropolis, and I volunteered to supply them. There was the point from which all my adventures
started. It was only by trying begging as an amateur that I could get the facts upon which to base my
articles. When an actor I had, of course, learned all the secrets of making up, and had been famous in the
green-room for my skill. I took advantage now of my attainments. I painted my face, and to make myself
as pitiable as possible I made a good scar and fixed one side of my lip in a twist by the aid of a small slip
of flesh-coloured plaster. Then with a red head of hair, and an appropriate dress, I took my station in the
business part of the city, ostensibly as a match-seller but really as a beggar. For seven hours I plied my
trade, and when I returned home in the evening I found to my surprise that I had received no less than
26s. 4d. "I wrote my articles and thought little more of the matter until, some time later, I backed a bill for
a friend and had a writ served upon me for 25 pounds. I was at my wit's end where to get the money, but
a sudden idea came to me. I begged a fortnight's grace from the creditor, asked for a holiday from my
employers, and spent the time in begging in the City under my disguise. In ten days I had the money and
had paid the debt. "Well, you can imagine how hard it was to settle down to arduous work at 2 pounds a
week when I knew that I could earn as much in a day by smearing my face with a little paint, laying my
cap on the ground, and sitting still.