Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle
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If you would have the great kindness to get rid of that sottish friend of yours I should be exceedingly glad to
have a little talk with you." "I have a cab outside." "Then pray send him home in it. You may safely trust him,
for he appears to be too limp to get into any mischief. I should recommend you also to send a note by the
cabman to your wife to say that you have thrown in your lot with me. If you will wait outside, I shall be with
you in five minutes." It was difficult to refuse any of Sherlock Holmes' requests, for they were always so
exceedingly definite, and put forward with such a quiet air of mastery. I felt, however, that when Whitney
was once confined in the cab my mission was practically accomplished; and for the rest, I could not wish
anything better than to be associated with my friend in one of those singular adventures which were the
normal condition of his existence. In a few minutes I had written my note, paid Whitney's bill, led him out to
the cab, and seen him driven through the darkness. In a very short time a decrepit figure had emerged from
the opium den, and I was walking down the street with Sherlock Holmes. For two streets he shuffled along
with a bent back and an uncertain foot. Then, glancing quickly round, he straightened himself out and burst
into a hearty fit of laughter.
"I suppose, Watson," said he, "that you imagine that I have added opium-smoking to cocaine injections, and
all the other little weaknesses on which you have favoured me with your medical views." "I was certainly
surprised to find you there." "But not more so than I to find you." "I came to find a friend." "And I to find an
enemy." "An enemy?" "Yes; one of my natural enemies, or, shall I say, my natural prey. Briefly, Watson, I am
in the midst of a very remarkable inquiry, and I have hoped to find a clue in the incoherent ramblings of
these sots, as I have done before now. Had I been recognised in that den my life would not have been worth
an hour's purchase; for I have used it before now for my own purposes, and the rascally Lascar who runs it
has sworn to have vengeance upon me. There is a trap-door at the back of that building, near the corner of
Paul's Wharf, which could tell some strange tales of what has passed through it upon the moonless nights."
"What! You do not mean bodies?" "Ay, bodies, Watson. We should be rich men if we had 1000 pounds for
every poor devil who has been done to death in that den. It is the vilest murder-trap on the whole riverside,
and I fear that Neville St. Clair has entered it never to leave it more. But our trap should be here." He put his
two forefingers between his teeth and whistled shrilly--a signal which was answered by a similar whistle
from the distance, followed shortly by the rattle of wheels and the clink of horses' hoofs.
"Now, Watson," said Holmes, as a tall dog-cart dashed up through the gloom, throwing out two golden
tunnels of yellow light from its side lanterns. "You'll come with me, won't you?" "If I can be of use." "Oh, a
trusty comrade is always of use; and a chronicler still more so. My room at The Cedars is a double-bedded
one." "The Cedars?" "Yes; that is Mr. St. Clair's house. I am staying there while I conduct the inquiry." "Where
is it, then?" "Near Lee, in Kent. We have a seven-mile drive before us." "But I am all in the dark." "Of course
you are. You'll know all about it presently. Jump up here. All right, John; we shall not need you. Here's half a
crown. Look out for me to-morrow, about eleven. Give her her head. So long, then!" He flicked the horse
with his whip, and we dashed away through the endless succession of sombre and deserted streets, which
widened gradually, until we were flying across a broad balustraded bridge, with the murky river flowing
sluggishly beneath us. Beyond lay another dull wilderness of bricks and mortar, its silence broken only by
the heavy, regular footfall of the policeman, or the songs and shouts of some belated party of revellers.