Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle
Man with the twisted lip Page 12
It was a long fight between my pride and the money, but the dollars won at last, and I threw up reporting
and sat day after day in the corner which I had first chosen, inspiring pity by my ghastly face and filling my
pockets with coppers. Only one man knew my secret. He was the keeper of a low den in which I used to
lodge in Swandam Lane, where I could every morning emerge as a squalid beggar and in the evenings
transform myself into a well-dressed man about town. This fellow, a Lascar, was well paid by me for his
rooms, so that I knew that my secret was safe in his possession. "Well, very soon I found that I was saving
considerable sums of money. I do not mean that any beggar in the streets of London could earn 700
pounds a year--which is less than my average takings--but I had exceptional advantages in my power of
making up, and also in a facility of repartee, which improved by practice and made me quite a recognised
character in the City. All day a stream of pennies, varied by silver, poured in upon me, and it was a very bad
day in which I failed to take 2 pounds. "As I grew richer I grew more ambitious, took a house in the country,
and eventually married, without anyone having a suspicion as to my real occupation. My dear wife knew
that I had business in the City. She little knew what.
"Last Monday I had finished for the day and was dressing in my room above the opium den when I looked
out of my window and saw, to my horror and astonishment, that my wife was standing in the street, with
her eyes fixed full upon me. I gave a cry of surprise, threw up my arms to cover my face, and, rushing to my
confidant, the Lascar, entreated him to prevent anyone from coming up to me. I heard her voice
downstairs, but I knew that she could not ascend. Swiftly I threw off my clothes, pulled on those of a
beggar, and put on my pigments and wig. Even a wife's eyes could not pierce so complete a disguise. But
then it occurred to me that there might be a search in the room, and that the clothes might betray me. I
threw open the window, reopening by my violence a small cut which I had inflicted upon myself in the
bedroom that morning. Then I seized my coat, which was weighted by the coppers which I had just
transferred to it from the leather bag in which I carried my takings. I hurled it out of the window, and it
disappeared into the Thames. The other clothes would have followed, but at that moment there was a
rush of constables up the stair, and a few minutes after I found, rather, I confess, to my relief, that instead
of being identified as Mr. Neville St. Clair, I was arrested as his murderer. "I do not know that there is
anything else for me to explain. I was determined to preserve my disguise as long as possible, and hence
my preference for a dirty face. Knowing that my wife would be terribly anxious, I slipped off my ring and
confided it to the Lascar at a moment when no constable was watching me, together with a hurried scrawl,
telling her that she had no cause to fear."
"That note only reached her yesterday," said Holmes. "Good God! What a week she must have spent!" "The
police have watched this Lascar," said Inspector Bradstreet, "and I can quite understand that he might find
it difficult to post a letter unobserved. Probably he handed it to some sailor customer of his, who forgot all
about it for some days." "That was it," said Holmes, nodding approvingly; "I have no doubt of it. But have
you never been prosecuted for begging?" "Many times; but what was a fine to me?" "It must stop here,
however," said Bradstreet. "If the police are to hush this thing up, there must be no more of Hugh Boone."
"I have sworn it by the most solemn oaths which a man can take." "In that case I think that it is probable
that no further stepsmay be taken. But if you are found again, then all must come out. I am sure, Mr.
Holmes, that we are very much indebted to you for having cleared the matter up. I wish I knew how you
reach your results." "I reached this one," said my friend, "by sitting upon five pillows and consuming an
ounce of shag.