Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle
Man with the twisted lip Page 2
Between a slop-shop and a gin-shop, approached by a steep flight of steps leading down to a black gap like
the mouth of a cave, I found the den of which I was in search. Ordering my cab to wait, I passed down the
steps, worn hollow in the centre by the ceaseless tread of drunken feet; and by the light of a flickering oil-
lamp above the door I found the latch and made my way into a long, low room, thick and heavy with the
brown opium smoke, and terraced with wooden berths, like the forecastle of an emigrant ship. Through the
gloom one could dimly catch a glimpse of bodies lying in strange fantastic poses, bowed shoulders, bent
knees, heads thrown back, and chins pointing upward, with here and there a dark, lack-lustre eye turned
upon the newcomer. Out of the black shadows there glimmered little red circles of light, now bright, now
faint, as the burning poison waxed or waned in the bowls of the metal pipes. The most lay silent, but some
muttered to themselves, and others talked together in a strange, low, monotonous voice, their conversation
coming in gushes, and then suddenly tailing off into silence, each mumbling out his own thoughts and
paying little heed to the words of his neighbour. At the farther end was a small brazier of burning charcoal,
beside which on a three-legged wooden stool there sat a tall, thin old man, with his jaw resting upon his two
fists, and his elbows upon his knees, staring into the fire.
As I entered, a sallow Malay attendant had hurried up with a pipe for me and a supply of the drug,
beckoning me to an empty berth. "Thank you. I have not come to stay," said I. "There is a friend of mine
here, Mr. Isa Whitney, and I wish to speak with him." There was a movement and an exclamation from my
right, and peering through the gloom, I saw Whitney, pale, haggard, and unkempt, staring out at me. "My
God! It's Watson," said he. He was in a pitiable state of reaction, with every nerve in a twitter. "I say, Watson,
what o'clock is it?" "Nearly eleven." "Of what day?" "Of Friday, June 19th." "Good heavens! I thought it was
Wednesday. It is Wednesday. What d'you want to frighten a chap for?" He sank his face onto his arms and
began to sob in a high treble key. "I tell you that it is Friday, man. Your wife has been waiting this two days
for you. You should be ashamed of yourself!" "So I am. But you've got mixed, Watson, for I have only been
here a few hours, three pipes, four pipes--I forget how many. But I'll go home with you. I wouldn't frighten
Kate--poor little Kate. Give me your hand! Have you a cab?" "Yes, I have one waiting." "Then I shall go in it.
But I must owe something. Find what I owe, Watson. I am all off colour. I can do nothing for myself."
I walked down the narrow passage between the double row of sleepers, holding my breath to keep out the
vile, stupefying fumes of the drug, and looking about for the manager. As I passed the tall man who sat by
the brazier I felt a sudden pluck at my skirt, and a low voice whispered, "Walk past me, and then look back
at me." The words fell quite distinctly upon my ear. I glanced down. They could only have come from the old
man at my side, and yet he sat now as absorbed as ever, very thin, very wrinkled, bent with age, an opium
pipe dangling down from between his knees, as though it had dropped in sheer lassitude from his fingers. I
took two steps forward and looked back. It took all my self-control to prevent me from breaking out into a
cry of astonishment. He had turned his back so that none could see him but I. His form had filled out, his
wrinkles were gone, the dull eyes had regained their fire, and there, sitting by the fire and grinning at my
surprise, was none other than Sherlock Holmes. He made a slight motion to me to approach him, and
instantly, as he turned his face half round to the company once more, subsided into a doddering, loose-
lipped senility. "Holmes!" I whispered, "what on earth are you doing in this den?" "As low as you can," he
answered; "I have excellent ears.